{"title":"Workplace Humor","description":"\u0026lt;p\u0026gt;For the coworker who gets it. Desk mats and posters that say the quiet part out loud — with style.\u0026lt;\/p\u0026gt;","products":[{"product_id":"messy-bun-getting-it-done-desk-mat-motivational-workstation-pad","title":"Messy Bun Getting It Done Desk Mat — Motivational Workstation Pad","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e12\" × 18\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            18.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            12.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Thickness, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            0.12 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Size tolerance, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        This desk mat brings a dose of no-nonsense motivation to your workspace. The bold “Messy Bun Getting It Done” line sits across a smooth, vibrant surface that refuses to be ignored—perfect for those focused days when coffee, tasks, and hustle collide. It creates a dedicated patch of calm amid clutter: place your keyboard, notebook, and favorite pen on it and feel the ritual of starting work. The neoprene surface absorbs the small stumbles of a busy day—ink smudges, pen drops, and stray crumbs—while the anti-slip backing keeps the mat anchored during fast typing or sketching sessions. Hemmed edges mean it won’t fray after repeated use, and the bright, crisp print stays true to the design so your mantra keeps inspiring. Available in three sizes to suit compact desks or sprawling setups, this mat is made for makers, planners, and deadline-beaters who like a little sass with their productivity.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Non-slip\/anti-slip backing keeps mat securely in place\u003cbr\u003e- Multifunctional surface for writing, typing, and crafting\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, high-quality print with crisp colors\u003cbr\u003e- Hemmed edges for reinforced durability\u003cbr\u003e- 100% neoprene material; available in three sizes\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. 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The neoprene surface gives a smooth glide for your mouse and a cushioned place for writing, while hemmed edges and anti-slip backing keep the scene intact through frantic typing and mid-day fumbles. It settles into morning routines and late-night sessions alike — a familiar, steady presence amid the scattered notes, mugs, and to-do lists.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Non-slip neoprene backing keeps the mat securely in place\u003cbr\u003e- Smooth, vibrant printed surface for precise mouse tracking\u003cbr\u003e- Durable hemmed edges resist fraying for long-lasting use\u003cbr\u003e- Comfortable, supportive surface for typing, writing, or crafting\u003cbr\u003e- Comes in three sizes to suit different desks and setups\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"12\" × 18\"","offer_id":48211241107701,"sku":"15832313649391390186","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0806\/1963\/4933\/files\/1196624590019532138_2048.jpg?v=1780072938"},{"product_id":"confident-llama-vintage-western-matte-vertical-poster-unbothered-desert-business-art","title":"Confident Llama Vintage Western Matte Vertical Poster — \"Unbothered\" Desert Business Art","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e16″ x 16″\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            16.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            16.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        A tongue-in-cheek, vintage Western poster that pairs old-soul charm with modern sass. A sharply dressed llama strides across sunbaked dunes, sunglasses on, coffee in hand, notebook tucked under an arm — calm, composed, and delightfully unbothered. The scene reads like a dispatch from someone who sets boundaries with style: a slow, confident saunter, a smirk, and business done on their own terms. Warm desert tones and a retro color palette give it a nostalgic, saloon-sign feel while the clever character work adds a wink of humor. Hung in a home office, studio, or entryway, this matte art print signals quiet confidence and a little bit of irreverent charm whenever you pass by.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Museum-grade archival paper for longevity and minimal yellowing\u003cbr\u003e- Giclée printing for vivid, fade-resistant color\u003cbr\u003e- Matte finish that reduces glare and highlights subtle hues\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 46 sizes; indoor use with slight size tolerance (+\/- 1\/16\")\u003cbr\u003e- Paper weights: 175–189 g\/m²; sourced from US, UK, and Japan\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16″ x 16″ \/ Matte","offer_id":48235553882357,"sku":"32944627069651347141","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0806\/1963\/4933\/files\/10608773314897733398_2048.jpg?v=1780743409"},{"product_id":"i-can-explain-it-to-you-sheep-office-poster-matte-vertical-poster","title":"I Survived Another Meeting That Could've Been an Email — Matte Vertical Poster","description":"A witty, vintage-style poster that captures the resigned triumph of surviving another needless meeting. The illustration centers on a composed, office-chic duck—glasses, navy blazer, patterned scarf, leather satchel, and a takeaway coffee—striding forward past a flurry of flying emails, documents, and an overflowing inbox flashing “999+.” Warm navy, cream, blush, olive, and gold tones give the piece a sophisticated, boutique look; floral accents soften the corporate humor into something charming and personal. This matte, archival poster brings a playful, grown-up sense of relief to home offices, coworking spaces, or workplace nooks, and reads like an inside joke between colleagues who’d rather have gotten the memo by email.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Museum-grade archival paper for long-lasting color and minimal yellowing\u003cbr\u003e- Giclée printing for bright, fade-resistant color even with regular light exposure\u003cbr\u003e- Matte finish for a light-absorbing, glare-free look\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 46 sizes; indoor use only with slight size tolerance +\/- 1\/16\"\u003cbr\u003e- Paper weights: 175 g\/m² (Sensaria\/Prodigi) and 189 g\/m² (Printify Choice)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16″ x 16″ \/ Matte","offer_id":48235560993013,"sku":"22001795028865255659","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0806\/1963\/4933\/files\/17348166507884419815_2048.jpg?v=1780746915"},{"product_id":"i-can-explain-it-to-you-but-i-cant-understand-it-for-you-matte-vertical-poster-charming-office-sheep","title":"I Can Explain It To You But I Can't Understand It For You — Matte Vertical Poster (Charming Office Sheep)","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e16″ x 16″\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            16.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            16.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        Quietly witty and warmly professional, this matte vertical poster puts a charming, bespectacled sheep at the center of a small-office scene—filing cabinets, planners, and neatly labeled binders—beneath the line: “I CAN EXPLAIN IT TO YOU. BUT I CAN’T UNDERSTAND IT FOR YOU.” The vintage boutique illustration uses soft pinks, creams, sage, and navy with hand-drawn florals and distressed texture to balance gentle sarcasm with encouragement. It feels like a little nod of recognition for the patient mentor who guides, organizes, and keeps things running—an artful reminder in meeting rooms, home offices, or behind reception desks that teaching takes effort and folks still need to do the learning. The matte finish keeps reflections low while archival museum-grade paper and Giclée printing keep colors bright and true for long-lasting display. Sized to fit a variety of frames, this poster brings a warm, cottagecore-meets-office charm where practical patience meets subtle humor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Museum-grade archival paper for long-term color stability\u003cbr\u003e- Giclée print for bright, fade-resistant colors\u003cbr\u003e- Matte finish to reduce glare and highlight texture\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 46 vertical sizes to suit multiple frames\u003cbr\u003e- Indoor, adult-oriented poster with slight size tolerance (+\/- 1\/16\")\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16″ x 16″ \/ Matte","offer_id":48235587993845,"sku":"13545171171023254372","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0806\/1963\/4933\/files\/8876263839855779230_2048.jpg?v=1780747755"},{"product_id":"christian-office-poster-my-performance-review-is-between-me-and-god-vintage-matte","title":"Christian Office Poster — “My Performance Review Is Between Me and God” (Vintage Matte)","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e16″ x 16″\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            16.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            16.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        This matte vertical poster speaks plainly to the Christian professional who wants a daily reminder that worth and effort are measured by a higher standard. Bold, distressed vintage typography and a declarative ribbon proclaim: “MY PERFORMANCE REVIEW IS BETWEEN ME AND GOD.” Olive branches and antique flourishes frame the message, giving it a timeless, plaque-like presence that balances humor with conviction. Hang it in an office, classroom, or home workspace to center focus, encourage steady stewardship, and release the pressure of people-pleasing. The warm cream background with navy, olive, and gold tones reads professional and approachable—a quiet, faith-filled statement that turns workplace stress into steady purpose.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Museum-grade archival paper for long-lasting color and minimal yellowing\u003cbr\u003e- Giclée printing for bright, fade-resistant color reproduction\u003cbr\u003e- Matte, light-absorbing finish with full-color print on one side\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 46 sizes; indoor use only; slight size tolerance ±1\/16\"\u003cbr\u003e- Paper weight options ~175–189 g\/m²; sourced from US, UK, and Japan\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16″ x 16″ \/ Matte","offer_id":48235715166453,"sku":"49181393029383044445","price":17.72,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0806\/1963\/4933\/files\/5279617293060985788_2048.jpg?v=1780752350"},{"product_id":"respectfully-declining-additional-responsibilities-poster-llama-with-plans-priorities-peace-not-today","title":"Respectfully Declining Additional Responsibilities Poster — Llama with 'Plans • Priorities • Peace (Not Today)","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e16″ x 16″\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            16.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            16.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        Carry calm confidence into the office with a poster that says what your calendar won’t: boundaries matter. A sunglasses-wearing llama strides past a growing mountain of meeting invites and urgent requests, clutching a planner stamped “Plans • Priorities • Peace.” The cheeky headline — “RESPECTFULLY DECLINING ADDITIONAL RESPONSIBILITIES.” — turns workplace overwhelm into a quiet, empowering smirk. Soft vintage colors and distressed, boutique-style illustration give this print a warm, lived-in feel that reads equal parts humor and steady resolve. Hang it where your team can see it during busy weeks, place it by your desk as a gentle reminder to protect focus, or give your workspace a playful proclamation that prioritizing well-being is professional.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Museum-grade archival paper for long-lasting, non-yellowing prints\u003cbr\u003e- Giclée printing for bright, fade-resistant color\u003cbr\u003e- Matte finish with light-absorbing surface and distressed texture\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 46 sizes; indoor use only; slight size tolerance +\/- 1\/16\"\u003cbr\u003e- Paper weights: 175 g\/m² (Sensaria\/Prodigi) and 189 g\/m² (Printify Choice) — sourced from USA, UK, Japan\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16″ x 16″ \/ Matte","offer_id":48235736203509,"sku":"24491990654162575190","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0806\/1963\/4933\/files\/13272512930532289689_2048.jpg?v=1780753064"}],"url":"https:\/\/coffee-grace-threads.myshopify.com\/collections\/workplace-humor.oembed","provider":"Coffee \u0026 Grace Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}